Category: Dialogue

  • NICK’S TITANS

    NICK’S TITANS

    For every ton of horseshit, you have to find at least a pebble that’s worthwhile, depending on your perspective.

  • I can’t smell skunk

    I can’t smell skunk

    I can’t smell skunk without the insistence of mind that SOMEWHERE SOMEONE BURNS copious amounts of the finest WEED in a balefire to which [sigh] I’ve not been INVITED.

    [[HE HAS ME]]

  • University Conversations

    University Conversations

    We are a slave race, gotten out of control and outlived usefulness, so we must be reduced to make the planet habitable by other people.

    The planet is viewed as a colony to be exploited for its resources.

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    Gold looted, files burned – with no answer or trail to the culprit

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    And down the great dragon was hurled.

    Reptilian conquerors who rule with deception and fear

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    However, there are others with an interest in life on earth.

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    Life is a beautiful thought experiment by ascended beings of unimaginable intellect and angels of light – interdimensional beings of mind-boggling power and mind

    [[Behind an angel of light stands a woman]]

  • CHARACTER INTERVIEW with PROSPECTIVE EDITOR

    “I’m here to do the right thing. I’m going to tell the truth. If you want someone to blow smoke up yer tuckus, I’ll find somewhere else to work.”

    DANGEROUS GAME

  • Go to the mattresses


    When you’re pinned into a tight spot
    Sleep with your back against the wall
    On a mattress
    On the floor

  • Dead man’s switch

    Rigged to pop if anything happens. Haha, fuck you. My safety and well-being are now your priority, asshole.

    Dead switch, indeed.